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Function showtwitter()
On Error Resume next
howmannyposts = 7
url = "http://twitter.com/statuses/user_timeline/15436552.rss"
set xmlhttp = CreateObject("MSXML2.ServerXMLHTTP")
xmlhttp.open "GET", url, False
xmlhttp.send ""
myvar = xmlhttp.responseText
myvar2 = split(myvar, "")
myvar3 = split(myvar2(1), "", -1, 1)
myjoin = Join(myvar3, VbCrLf)
myvar3 = Split(myjoin, "tazicus:")
myubound = ubound(myvar3)
myuboundreal = myubound
If myubound > howmannyposts Then myubound = howmannyposts
counter = 1
loopcounter = 1
Do Until loopcounter = myubound
myloopvar = Split(myvar3(counter), "")
mydatevar = Split(myvar3(counter), "")
mydatevar1 = Split(mydatevar(1), "")
mydate = mydatevar1(0)
myloopvar1 = Split(myloopvar(1), "")
mymessage = Split(myloopvar1(0), "tazicus:")
mymessagetemp = mymessage(1)
mysplitdate = Split(mydate, " ")
workingtime = mysplitdate(4)
myyear=mysplitdate(3)
mymonth=mysplitdate(2)
myday=mysplitdate(1)
If mymonth = "Jan" Then
mymonth = 1
End If
If mymonth = "Feb" Then
mymonth = 2
End If
If mymonth = "Mar" Then
mymonth = 3
End If
If mymonth = "Apr" Then
mymonth = 4
end if
If mymonth = "May" Then
mymonth = 5
end if
If mymonth = "Jun" Then
mymonth = 6
end if
If mymonth = "Jul" Then
mymonth = 7
end if
If mymonth = "Aug" Then
mymonth = 8
end if
If mymonth = "Sep" Then
mymonth = 9
end if
If mymonth = "Oct" Then
mymonth = 10
end if
If mymonth = "Nov" Then
mymonth = 11
end if
If mymonth = "Dec" Then
mymonth = 12
end if
mydate = mymonth & "/" & myday & "/" & myyear & " " & workingtime
mydate = CDate(mydate)
mydate = mydate - .29166666
mydiff = DateDiff("d", mydate, now())
If mydiff > .9 Then
mydiff = mydiff & " days ago"
Else
mydiff = DateDiff("h", mydate, now())
If mydiff > .9 Then
mydiff = mydiff & " Hours ago"
Else
mydiff = DateDiff("n", mydate, now())
If mydiff > .9 Then
mydiff = mydiff & " Minutes ago"
Else
mydiff = DateDiff("s", mydate, now())
If mydiff > .9 Then
mydiff = mydiff & " Seconds ago"
End If
End If
End If
End If
mytestmessage = split(mymessage(1), "http")
myubound1 = ubound(mytestmessage)
if left(mytestmessage(0), 2) <> " @" then
if myubound1 > 0 then
myvariable = myvariable & mytestmessage(0) & " http"&mytestmessage(1) & ""& " " & mydiff & "
"
end if
loopcounter = loopcounter + 1
else
End if
counter = counter + 1
Loop
Response.Write myvariable
End Function
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Dave, a self portrait in words: At work..
This is just a simple place where I will put my thoughts and feelings... there will be adult content, so read at your own disgression
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
At work..
At work with the whole team... Brings back memories of when we used to do this all the time... I have been here 4 years now.... 4 years... Dam... Just thought i would post as i had this passing thought ..
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